Guy Rule # 471

It is time to call it quits when a guy can no longer open a bottle or can of alcoholic beverage under his own power. Such acts as "popping the top" or "twisting the cap" for another guy not only further intoxicate the drinker, but make him look like a pansy that can not open his own alcoholic beverage. Note: exceptions can be made in some cases when the alcoholic beverage is in a container that requires a mechanical device (cork screw, bottle opener, etc.) of sorts and can not be open by normal means. -Matt Brown