Guy Rule # 112.1

A Guy's real substance comes out when taking a piss. If a man can take a piss and fart at the same time, he is an acceptable guy. If he can do all of that, while holding a cigarette, he is a well co-ordinated man, and should be congratulated. If he can hawk a lugie while doing all of the above, and still keep everything dry, he should be considered a legend. If he can take a piss, spit, hold a ciggie and a stubby while letting one rip, this man has achieved the next step in evolution and should be accorded all due respect. -Justin