| GR Excuse # | GuyRule Excuse Description | Category |
| Ran a red light | 
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| Drunk | 
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| Why didnt you go to the dallor store and buy me those toys for the baby? | 
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| speeding |
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| Caught Sleeping | 
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| Speeding Excuse |
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| "Under the Cover Fart" |
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| while watching the match |
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| "Do i know u from somewhere?" |
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| computer |
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