| Question #1 When buying beer, when is it permissable not to buy anything for the wife? |
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A Always, since she has a car of her own
B Always because she does the shopping so she can buy her own wine
C Never, it will haunt you if you don't bring her something
D Never, because you will probably have to go back anyway for something she forgot to tell you to buy |
| Question #2 When does ego dwindle on the project site? |
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A When the project is taking longer than you all envisioned
B When you've had enough beers
C After you're half way through the project
D After the first really bad confrontation |
| Question #3 You're at the gas station filling up the cruiser. The pump stops at the desired amount but.... |
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A You should quickly remove the nozzle and replace it in the pump.
B You should pretend you are a "adult film" star, pull the nozzle out and spray down the car.
C Do that shake-squeeze-shake method to get the last little bit of gas.
D Real men don't have cars, they have Harleys. |
| Question #4 If your buddy makes an excuse for slow sawing, and it turns out to be false, when is it essential to slam him home? |
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A if he didn't bring beer
B if he showed up late
C if it's a simple cut
D when he's an early-jumper-in-guy |
| Question #5 While trading insult for insult with another guy while carefully maintaining buddy Guydom balance, you must: |
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A Participate in friendly light jabs to the shoulder and ribs
B Laugh after each insult
C Not get overly defensive
D Never touch on known private matters |
| Question #6 What piece of equipment must be complimented? |
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A safety glasses
B tool belt
C working gloves
D ruler |
| Question #7 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must: |
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A Feel compelled to move along as well
B Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C Sneak a good look at her butt
D Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt |
| Question #8 It is quite acceptable to make eye contact with another guy during a goodbye: |
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A true
B false |
| Question #9 Unsolicited advice must never be given at: |
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A the start of the project
B middle of the project
C if the guy is pissed off
D if the guy blew his cool |
| Question #10 All Guy Rules that apply in your own yard also apply on the hard-core construction site, but by what degree? |
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A knowledge of construction
B number of guys working
C vulgarity
D quality of tools |