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GuyRules is a compilation of the rules that govern men's social behavior.

GuyRules began as simply a sharing between guys during normal conversation. Eventually, we recognized that our ideas about guys' behavior weren't new; they just weren't chronicled. Using a pocket recorder, we began to compile humorous rules about men. We began the web site with 110 GuyRules of our own, written during various activities, including construction projects and sports events.



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"The Lump"

Category: Wife


GuyRule # 63
"No matter how sad the movie is that you've just seen, you've gotta play out the fact that you've got a lump in your throat. Okay, it is really sad. You can never cry at a movie. Or gotta make fun of your wife because she's crying, just so it breaks sad mood kinda deal. The rule is, too, if you're glassy-eyed and your wife catches you cryin', she always has to go, "Oh, that's so sweet, honey!" -D "Then what you've gotta do is play it off, like, you know full-well that she knows that you're actually kind of glassy-eyed. Then you break down from the glassy-eyed to the lump in your throat. The lump that hurts so bad you can hardly talk." -G

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