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GuyRules began as simply a sharing between guys during normal conversation. Eventually, we recognized that our ideas about guys' behavior weren't new; they just weren't chronicled. Using a pocket recorder, we began to compile humorous rules about men. We began the web site with 110 GuyRules of our own, written during various activities, including construction projects and sports events.



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"Proper Use of the Buffer"

Category: Buddies


GuyRule # 9
If your buddy lays a rank fart, it is totally acceptable to "put up the buffer" (i.e., pull the neck of your T-shirt up over your mouth and nose Jesse James style), ONLY if you do so with a lot of emphatic "Aw, man!"s, or a deeply scolding "What's wrong with you?" type of look. The idea being that the fart was so bad you've been forced into survival mode like a panicked animal. To simply sit there prudishly with your shirt over your face sends a message that you are too well bred to participate in something so juvenille, etc--and is a real breakdown in Guy trust. -Pablo

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