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GuyRules is a compilation of the rules that govern men's social behavior.

GuyRules began as simply a sharing between guys during normal conversation. Eventually, we recognized that our ideas about guys' behavior weren't new; they just weren't chronicled. Using a pocket recorder, we began to compile humorous rules about men. We began the web site with 110 GuyRules of our own, written during various activities, including construction projects and sports events.



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Random GuyRule:

"Eating Pizza"

Category: Partying


GuyRule # 422
When eating pizza with some guys you must always take exactly two slices. If you take one, you're a wuss. If you take three or more, your hoggin' it all. You can eat as much pizza as you want, but only two slices at a time. -Jim C.

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Voting Result Final Tally
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Buy the big guy a drink
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