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GuyRules began as simply a sharing between guys during normal conversation. Eventually, we recognized that our ideas about guys' behavior weren't new; they just weren't chronicled. Using a pocket recorder, we began to compile humorous rules about men. We began the web site with 110 GuyRules of our own, written during various activities, including construction projects and sports events.



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"Golfing Guy Rules"

Category: Sports


GuyRule # 278
If you are golfing with your buddies, it is required that you have beer along in order that you can make the excuse that you drank too much as to why you have shanked or chili-dipped the last five shots. Also, you are required to have a driver with the largest head possible in order to make it look like there is the potential for you to kill a drive 400 yards down the fairway, even if your best drive ever is 185. And finally, most important, if you happen to wank a drive and it doesn't manage to pass the ladies' tee markers, you are required to pull your dick out of your zipper and 'hang it out' for he rest of the hole to prove that you are a man." -Mike Koehler

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It's so big you'd get scared.*


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