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GuyRules began as simply a sharing between guys during normal conversation. Eventually, we recognized that our ideas about guys' behavior weren't new; they just weren't chronicled. Using a pocket recorder, we began to compile humorous rules about men. We began the web site with 110 GuyRules of our own, written during various activities, including construction projects and sports events.

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"Urinal Etiquette"

Category: Ego

GuyRule # 119
"When in the men's room, if someone is in there before you, even if you know him, you can't talk to him while you're both at your urinals...because once he was in there first, he doesn't know who it is that just came in -- he's got to keep his eyes fixed at the wall in front of him, and after you enter, your eyes fix at your urinal and your wall. A nod or a 'Howya doin'' is acceptable when you're both done and washing hands or something.

If you walk in with a buddy, it's OK to talk, but the eyes stay on the wall until you both are ready to zip and leave.

Stall talk is fine, but it takes a ballsy guy to act on a shoe guess and talk to someone in a stall that he's only pretty sure is his buddy." - PJ Darcy

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