Question #1 If your buddy points out a hot woman he spotted in the distance, offering you the "Courtesy Check-Out": |
A You must look no matter what
B You must show you're cooler than him by not caring C You may blow him some shit if she doesn't meet your standards
D Comment heavily on the woman's anatomy |
Question #2 When with your buddies, the Quick-Click-Look Guy signals the others for what reason? |
A The pizza and beer arrived.
B It's time to kneel, or stand up, or sit down. C To see if there is a female passing by.
D It's time to end in the cigars and interns. |
Question #3 As a passenger, it's quite acceptable to adjust the air conditioning in the car. |
A true
B false |
Question #4 This statement is true or false: finishing first is more important than quality |
A True
B False |
Question #5 Every guy is compelled to do what in regard to his porno books? |
A test the waters with your wife
B read them cover to cover C never read anything, only look at the pictures
D never loan them out |
Question #6 When helping a buddy move into a new place, what can you christen first? |
A faucets
B lights C swiming pool
D toilet |
Question #7 Why is it acceptable to mismatch your plates when your buddy is coming over for dinner? |
A Because you're a guy
B Because your wife or girlfriend is out C Because half of your plates are dirty
D Because it makes your buddy feel more at home |
Question #8 When a guy makes the initial excuse for sawing badly, the first thing you do is: |
A blow him some shit
B check for corroborating evidence C offer to finish the cut for him
D accept the excuse with the knowledge that the guy can't make a cut |
Question #9 If you're doing something with a buddy that takes a particular skill, and you don't know what the hell you're doing, you: |
A ask for help
B mimic his actions C blame it on your tools
D blame it on the beer |
Question #10 If you're the type of guy who leaves tools and material laying all over the site until the end of the day, but your host is the type of guy who picks things up along the way, do you: |
A stand by your habits
B drink more beer C offer help, knowing he won't accept
D follow the host's lead |