Question #1 All Guy Rules that apply in your own yard also apply on the hard-core construction site, but by what degree? |
A knowledge of construction
B number of guys working C vulgarity
D quality of tools |
Question #2 When is it acceptable to fart in another guy's car? |
A anytime
B only on a long road trip C only after he himself has farted
D if you think you can get away with it |
Question #3 As a passenger, it's quite acceptable to adjust the air conditioning in the car. |
A true
B false |
Question #4 If you're doing something with a buddy that takes a particular skill, and you don't know what the hell you're doing, you: |
A ask for help
B mimic his actions C blame it on your tools
D blame it on the beer |
Question #5 While critiquing another guy's project, you: |
A point out the type of lumber selected
B compliment the guy's workmanship C secretly admire the project
D comment, acting like you know more about it than you do |
Question #6 What piece of equipment must be complimented? |
A safety glasses
B tool belt C working gloves
D ruler |
Question #7 It is quite acceptable to make eye contact with another guy during a goodbye: |
A true
B false |
Question #8 Every guy is compelled to do what in regard to his porno books? |
A test the waters with your wife
B read them cover to cover C never read anything, only look at the pictures
D never loan them out |
Question #9 What's the most important criteria in lumber selection? |
A cost
B weather-treated C no warping
D type of lumber |
Question #10 Why acknowledge the hello? |
A Because it's polite
B for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom C to prevent a fight
D because it demonstrates your self confidence |