| Question #1 Why acknowledge the hello? |
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A Because it's polite
B for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom
C to prevent a fight
D because it demonstrates your self confidence |
| Question #2 When buying beer, when is it permissable not to buy anything for the wife? |
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A Always, since she has a car of her own
B Always because she does the shopping so she can buy her own wine
C Never, it will haunt you if you don't bring her something
D Never, because you will probably have to go back anyway for something she forgot to tell you to buy |
| Question #3 What type of nailing separates the Guy from the boys: |
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A it doesn't matter, as long you have the biggest hammer
B sinking the nail in the fewest hits
C nailing upright two-by-fours
D ceiling nailing |
| Question #4 Of the words below, which one is NOT explicitly banned on the project site when spoken between guys: |
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A Nurturing
B Warm
C Loving
D Please |
| Question #5 Why wouldn't you offer beer to the guys too early in the morning, after just starting the project? |
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A you don't want to get drunk before accomplishing anything
B that would throw other Rules into chaos
C it's unsafe
D you'd spend too much money on beer |
| Question #6 When is it acceptable to fart in another guy's car? |
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A anytime
B only on a long road trip
C only after he himself has farted
D if you think you can get away with it |
| Question #7 When your buddy is throwing around new terminology, the only way to handle is to: |
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A to give ooos and aaahs
B challenge the termininology
C pretend to challenge the terminology just to piss him off
D pretend to know the terminology already |
| Question #8 What is the criteria that determines the degree of smart-ass comments: |
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A how well you know the guy
B a and c
C how far you are into the project
D the degree of the first smart-ass comment |
| Question #9 When a guy makes the initial excuse for sawing badly, the first thing you do is: |
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A blow him some shit
B check for corroborating evidence
C offer to finish the cut for him
D accept the excuse with the knowledge that the guy can't make a cut |
| Question #10 Whose responsibility is it to signal break time when you're working hard on a project? |
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A the guy who's been working the hardest
B the fattest guy
C the oldest guy
D the youngest guy |