| Question #1 In baseball, the Guy who's leaning into the plate and inevitably strikes out is usually the same Guy who: |
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A Swings the bat around too much to make people think it's not heavy for him
B Chokes up on the bat too much
C Wears the batting helmet two sizes too big
D Always throws harder than is necessary |
| Question #2 Of the following words, which one is NOT banned from being uttered in a "guy" situation like working on a project? |
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A Nurturing
B Loving
C Respect
D Warm |
| Question #3 When is it acceptable to fart in another guy's car? |
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A anytime
B only on a long road trip
C only after he himself has farted
D if you think you can get away with it |
| Question #4 The trick that can be used in the Do-it-Yourself Guy Rule is the: |
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A work a little faster
B suggest a break
C work a little longer
D none of the above |
| Question #5 All Guy Rules that apply in your own yard also apply on the hard-core construction site, but by what degree? |
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A knowledge of construction
B number of guys working
C vulgarity
D quality of tools |
| Question #6 True or False. It's appropriate to blow a guy shit for using a brand new tool on a job too small for that tool. |
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A True
B False |
| Question #7 If your buddy is complaining about his weight, you can make him feel better by: |
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A reassuring him that he's not that fat
B agreeing him with and ridiculing him
C Share the Fat, by saying you're fat too
D compliment his wife's cooking |
| Question #8 According to one of the Guy Rules, what construction skill is considered the highest echelon in the order of things? |
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A nailing
B sawing
C framing
D roofing |
| Question #9 When you're on an escalator, standing still for the ride, and a woman walks passed you, as a Guy, you must: |
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A Feel compelled to move along as well
B Wait until she is beyond eye contact before checking her out
C Sneak a good look at her butt
D Look at your shoes and wish you had the nuts to look at her butt |
| Question #10 It is quite acceptable to make eye contact with another guy during a goodbye: |
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A true
B false |