Question #1 Why acknowledge the hello? |
A Because it's polite
B for the sake of maintaining a solid balance of Guydom C to prevent a fight
D because it demonstrates your self confidence |
Question #2 When buying beer, when is it permissable not to buy anything for the wife? |
A Always, since she has a car of her own
B Always because she does the shopping so she can buy her own wine C Never, it will haunt you if you don't bring her something
D Never, because you will probably have to go back anyway for something she forgot to tell you to buy |
Question #3 What type of nailing separates the Guy from the boys: |
A it doesn't matter, as long you have the biggest hammer
B sinking the nail in the fewest hits C nailing upright two-by-fours
D ceiling nailing |
Question #4 Of the words below, which one is NOT explicitly banned on the project site when spoken between guys: |
A Nurturing
B Warm C Loving
D Please |
Question #5 Why wouldn't you offer beer to the guys too early in the morning, after just starting the project? |
A you don't want to get drunk before accomplishing anything
B that would throw other Rules into chaos C it's unsafe
D you'd spend too much money on beer |
Question #6 When is it acceptable to fart in another guy's car? |
A anytime
B only on a long road trip C only after he himself has farted
D if you think you can get away with it |
Question #7 When your buddy is throwing around new terminology, the only way to handle is to: |
A to give ooos and aaahs
B challenge the termininology C pretend to challenge the terminology just to piss him off
D pretend to know the terminology already |
Question #8 What is the criteria that determines the degree of smart-ass comments: |
A how well you know the guy
B a and c C how far you are into the project
D the degree of the first smart-ass comment |
Question #9 When a guy makes the initial excuse for sawing badly, the first thing you do is: |
A blow him some shit
B check for corroborating evidence C offer to finish the cut for him
D accept the excuse with the knowledge that the guy can't make a cut |
Question #10 Whose responsibility is it to signal break time when you're working hard on a project? |
A the guy who's been working the hardest
B the fattest guy C the oldest guy
D the youngest guy |