| Question #1 If your buddy makes an excuse for slow sawing, and it turns out to be false, when is it essential to slam him home? |
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A if he didn't bring beer
B if he showed up late
C if it's a simple cut
D when he's an early-jumper-in-guy |
| Question #2 As a passenger, it's quite acceptable to adjust the air conditioning in the car. |
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A true
B false |
| Question #3 When two Guys are discussing something excitedly, one Guy can establish conversation dominance by: |
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A Ignoring the other Guy
B Inserting smartass comments
C Speaking louder and faster
D Trumping the other Guy's bullshit |
| Question #4 You're at the gas station filling up the cruiser. The pump stops at the desired amount but.... |
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A You should quickly remove the nozzle and replace it in the pump.
B You should pretend you are a "adult film" star, pull the nozzle out and spray down the car.
C Do that shake-squeeze-shake method to get the last little bit of gas.
D Real men don't have cars, they have Harleys. |
| Question #5 If you're doing something with a buddy that takes a particular skill, and you don't know what the hell you're doing, you: |
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A ask for help
B mimic his actions
C blame it on your tools
D blame it on the beer |
| Question #6 While critiquing another guy's project, you: |
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A point out the type of lumber selected
B compliment the guy's workmanship
C secretly admire the project
D comment, acting like you know more about it than you do |
| Question #7 When does ego dwindle on the project site? |
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A When the project is taking longer than you all envisioned
B When you've had enough beers
C After you're half way through the project
D After the first really bad confrontation |
| Question #8 All Guy Rules that apply in your own yard also apply on the hard-core construction site, but by what degree? |
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A knowledge of construction
B number of guys working
C vulgarity
D quality of tools |
| Question #9 When your buddy offers to take over, when do you relinquish control? |
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A when your buddy's pissed off
B if your ego's been taking a beating
C when you're really tired and you've already responded with the token protest
D none of the above |
| Question #10 When helping a buddy move into a new place, what can you christen first? |
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A faucets
B lights
C swiming pool
D toilet |