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GuyRule # 63.: The Lump

"No matter how sad the movie is that you've just seen, you've gotta play out the fact that you've got a lump in your throat. Okay, it is really sad. You can never cry at a movie. Or gotta make fun of your wife because she's crying, just so it breaks sad mood kinda deal. The rule is, too, if you're glassy-eyed and your wife catches you cryin', she always has to go, "Oh, that's so sweet, honey!" -D "Then what you've gotta do is play it off, like, you know full-well that she knows that you're actually kind of glassy-eyed. Then you break down from the glassy-eyed to the lump in your throat. The lump that hurts so bad you can hardly talk." -G Result not available

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