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GuyRule # 173.: Skip a Seat

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173.1 173.2 "Now here's a tricky situation for two buds going to the theatre to see an action flick. There's only two of them so they have the uncomfortable but necessary duty to sit RIGHT beside each other: no matter what! Some choose to have a seat in between; this is the Sexual Insecurity Safe Seat or the SISSy. They'll put their jackets or food there to make it SEEM necessary but everyone knows that here are two guys who aren't secure enough to sit next to one another for two hours. It's pathetic." -Dean Result not available