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GuyRule # 261.: Always Sleep Naked

"Sleepwear is for women and nerds. It's the oldest one in the book, but it's true: real men sleep naked. Under no circumstances, at any time, must you say that you feel cold. Cold is something women feel because they've got a slow metabolism. Guys are more resilient and active. And hey, so what if someone sees you out of bed? It's not as if you've got anything to hide, in fact you're in good shape. This rule also applies to outdoor activties, where you must never say you feel the cold. This signals wimphood of the first order." -Stevo Result not available

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